kokosnsse:

I’m so fucking done lmaooo

kokosnsse:

I’m so fucking done lmaooo

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

micdotcom:

Aziz Ansari just came out as a feminist with one perfect analogy

During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.

"That’s not how words work"

ultimatekimkardashian:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

get married already

ultimatekimkardashian:

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

get married already

pastel-cutie:

fave

pastel-cutie:

fave

longdistancewinner:

Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

blshiit:


DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?